The Astronaut Farmer (R)

I'll cut right to the chase: 1 homemade rocket out of 5 ... and that's being generous because I love J.K. Simmons and am always happy to see him in something besides Spider-Man. My brother thought he'd heard good things about it so I blame him for bringing it home. I got a few good laughs at Billy Bob Thornton's makeup (tone it down, girlfriend) and an hour-long nap but that's about it.