Paycheck (J)

Or what I like to call, "A movie about things that could never happen and even if they could, this could never happen." In order to talk about what this movie is about, I would give away what weak little twist there is. It is as if HG Wells and Brittany Spears got together and wrote a movie together. The movie wanted to be sci-fi but was distracted by drugs and shiny things. Ben Affleck is in it and is just alright. Paul Giomatti (sp?) is good in everything, even this dog. Uma Thurman is not aging well and no amount of pancaked make-up can hide that, although I would kill puppies to have her body. The good part about this movie is I finally had time to update my address book and Christmas card list so I'm ready for next year!

1 Oh Please! out of 5